[myl] 82.1 & 82.2

[adreamtorise]

Ways I've Defied Stereotypes:

- I graduated in the top five percent of my class from UCLA.
- I'm very finicky about who I sleep with.
- I walk and chew gum at the same time almost daily.
- I've never been paid for sex.
- I've never traded sex for anything but sex.
- I wear panties quite often.
- I have, in fact, been known to not have as much fun as a brunette.
- My boobs are real.
- I stripped because it was fun.

Unique Items I Own:

- a Playboy Bunny costume
- a Tiffany diamond engagement ring
- a mint condition copy of Get Your Wings
- a stripper pole in my living room
- I don't own it, but I lease a house that used to belong to Henry Rollins. I own the lease? ;)
- a beautiful antique pearl necklace that allegedly belonged to Clara Bow
- a genuine black rose...well, just about. It's that dark a shade of purple.
- the affections of a rather charming Cincinnati lawyer. ;)

Comments

[lookoutearth.livejournal.com]

There will be a lot of fanboying. It might be embarrassing but I'll do it anyways.

[adreamto-rise.livejournal.com]

Awwww...and bring a bathing suit. Maybe if we're lucky, Hef will let us check out the Grotto.

[lookoutearth.livejournal.com]

Bathing suit. Check. Anything else?

[adreamto-rise.livejournal.com]

Don't worry terribly about the rest of your wardrobe. If I have my way, you won't be dressed very much at all while you're here. ;p

[lookoutearth.livejournal.com]

Tease. Evil tease.

[adreamto-rise.livejournal.com]

It's only teasing if I don't plan to deliver.

[lookoutearth.livejournal.com]

You're right, I'll just brand you a Seductive Evil Woman for now, until I can get my hands on you.

[adreamto-rise.livejournal.com]

I think I can live with that.