Claire is trying to usurp Bee as my meme dealer

[adreamtorise]

Your Spicy Score: Medium

You enjoy letting loose and having fun, but you don't go overboard. You know that a little spice can go a long way. You keep yourself in check. When things are too boring, you really know how to bump up the temperature. When things are getting hot and completely out of control, you know how to pull back.

How Spicy Are You?

In other news, I took some of the Ya Li pears home. I think I have a problem. Does Betty Ford have a fruit wing?

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[gunpowder-eyes.livejournal.com]

That's the most appropriate meme result, like, ever.

WTF is up with the pears, sis?

[adreamto-rise.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Lately I haven't felt much like a hunter. I need to get laid.

The other day, one of the boys in the mail room brought in a basket full of Ya Li pears, there was a sale at the supermarket and he went a little nuts. I had some, and now I'm addicted. I seriously can't stop eating them, they're so good! Sweet and crunchy but not too crisp, I'm in Heaven.

[gunpowder-eyes.livejournal.com]

So get laid. It's not like you've ever had trouble getting laid.

Mkay. It's fruit. It's not like it'll make you fat.

[adreamto-rise.livejournal.com]

I'm being a picky bitch. None of the girls I've met lately have appealed to me, and I'm feeling a little aggressive anyway. I want to find a man, make him bleed a little.

Still. I may have to go pick up some more after I finish these. Next time you come over, I'm sending you home with some.

[gunpowder-eyes.livejournal.com]

I hear that. Self service doesn't do squat and to me a gal wouldn't be much of a step up from that.

Mkay.

I think I might have to head up to the 'rents this weekend. I need to hunt.

[adreamto-rise.livejournal.com]

To be honest, I think I'd be a straight lesbian if I were human. Girls make me feel that way, I like being with a woman when I'm feeling mellow. Biologically, though, I'm geared to find a mate so I still enjoy chasing boys.

Everything okay, sweetie? I don't have to kill Dr. Wiseass, do I?

[gunpowder-eyes.livejournal.com]

Maybe you'll find one that'll let you have it both ways.

Yeah. It's fine. I guess.

[adreamto-rise.livejournal.com]

One can dream.

That's a cop out if I ever heard one. Either tell me now, or have lunch with me this afternoon and tell me then. Pick one, because there's no Plan C.

[gunpowder-eyes.livejournal.com]

He had an ex-girlfriend show up.

And if it was just that, like, I don't know. No big deal. But he...

I don't even know if I can say it so it makes sense.

[adreamto-rise.livejournal.com]

Try me. He didn't break up with you, did he? I'll tear that slimy fucker's throat out...

[gunpowder-eyes.livejournal.com]

No, he didn't break up with me. He said he loves me, but...

Fuck, this is hard.

He's not really...it's like, he's not one person. It's like some astral projection thing. It's like there's two...spirits, or something, in one body, and the other hasn't been around, but the fucking ex-girlfriend showed up that wasn't really HIS ex-girlfriend, it was the other's, and now he's, he thought he saw the other. Something about reflections, like, he doesn't have one anymore--

FUCK, this doesn't make any fucking SENSE.

[adreamto-rise.livejournal.com]

Believe it or not, sweetie, it makes a little sense. Some of the friends I've made recently...well, they have gifts of their own.

So let's get this all straight, hmm? You say Claude is capable of astral projection, but...there's two of him. Souls...he has two souls?

[gunpowder-eyes.livejournal.com]

I guess. I don't know. He just said if Kyle came back then he'd be gone and I swear to GOD I'll kill that stupid bitch AND him if that happens.