"Not. Even. Close." she giggled, punctuating each word with a kiss as the eyes of the crowd began to burrow just a little too far beneath the vast stretches of bare skin still laid out before them.

Wistfully, she kissed him one more time before laying her hands on his chest to gently push him away. "Back to your seat, I'm afraid. Have to go put a robe on so the customers don't get the show for free...let me go, sweetie. I'll be right back."