[myl] 82.1 & 82.2

Ways I've Defied Stereotypes:

- I graduated in the top five percent of my class from UCLA.
- I'm very finicky about who I sleep with.
- I walk and chew gum at the same time almost daily.
- I've never been paid for sex.
- I've never traded sex for anything but sex.
- I wear panties quite often.
- I have, in fact, been known to not have as much fun as a brunette.
- My boobs are real.
- I stripped because it was fun.

Unique Items I Own:

- a Playboy Bunny costume
- a Tiffany diamond engagement ring
- a mint condition copy of Get Your Wings
- a stripper pole in my living room
- I don't own it, but I lease a house that used to belong to Henry Rollins. I own the lease? ;)
- a beautiful antique pearl necklace that allegedly belonged to Clara Bow
- a genuine black rose...well, just about. It's that dark a shade of purple.
- the affections of a rather charming Cincinnati lawyer. ;)